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1、BirthdayGift

2、Dad:Son,whatdoyouwantforyourbirthday?

3、Son:Notmuchdad,justaradiowithasportscararoundit.


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4、Awomanexplainstothedoctor,"WhenItouchmyarm,ouch,ithurts.WhenItouchmyleg,ouch,ithurts.WhenItouchmyhead,ouch,ithurts.WhenItouchmychest,ouch,ithurts.What"swrongwithme?"

5、Thedoctorreplies,"Verysimple.Becauseyourfingerisbroken."

6、Stupid?

7、Onedayacollegeprofessorofpsychologywasgreetinghisnewcollegeclass.Hestoodupinfrontoftheclassandsaid,"Wouldeveryonewhothinksheorsheisstupidpleasestandup?"

8、Afteraminuteorsoofsilence,ayoungmanstoodup.

9、"Well,goodmorning.So,youactuallythinkyou"reafool?"theprofessorasked.

10、Thekidreplied,"Nosir,Ijustdidn"twanttoseeyoustandingthereallbyyourself."

11、I"mGlad

12、ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasanyoneofyouevermakesomeoneelseglad?"

13、"Please,teacher,"saidasmallboy,"I"vemakesomeonegladyesterday."

14、"Welldone.Whowasthat?"

15、"Mygranny."

16、"Goodboy.Nowtellushowyoumadeyourgrandmotherglad."

17、"Please,teacher,Iwenttoseeheryesterday,andstayedwithherthreehours.ThenIsaidtoher,"Granny,I"mgoinghome,"andshesaid,"Well,I"mglad"!"

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