故事的英文（有没有简短的英文故事,）
1、BirthdayGift
2、Dad:Son,whatdoyouwantforyourbirthday?
3、Son:Notmuchdad,justaradiowithasportscararoundit.
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4、Awomanexplainstothedoctor,"WhenItouchmyarm,ouch,ithurts.WhenItouchmyleg,ouch,ithurts.WhenItouchmyhead,ouch,ithurts.WhenItouchmychest,ouch,ithurts.What"swrongwithme?"
5、Thedoctorreplies,"Verysimple.Becauseyourfingerisbroken."
6、Stupid?
7、Onedayacollegeprofessorofpsychologywasgreetinghisnewcollegeclass.Hestoodupinfrontoftheclassandsaid,"Wouldeveryonewhothinksheorsheisstupidpleasestandup?"
8、Afteraminuteorsoofsilence,ayoungmanstoodup.
9、"Well,goodmorning.So,youactuallythinkyou"reafool?"theprofessorasked.
10、Thekidreplied,"Nosir,Ijustdidn"twanttoseeyoustandingthereallbyyourself."
11、I"mGlad
12、ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasanyoneofyouevermakesomeoneelseglad?"
13、"Please,teacher,"saidasmallboy,"I"vemakesomeonegladyesterday."
14、"Welldone.Whowasthat?"
15、"Mygranny."
16、"Goodboy.Nowtellushowyoumadeyourgrandmotherglad."
17、"Please,teacher,Iwenttoseeheryesterday,andstayedwithherthreehours.ThenIsaidtoher,"Granny,I"mgoinghome,"andshesaid,"Well,I"mglad"!"
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